We're All Stories in the End

whitmoreindustries:

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

gemini-loverxxx:

rowdyholtzy:

brattyvenus:

I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

THIS

Some of y'all need to read this shit and understand it fully

(Source: succubusvenus)

The Avengers on Celebrity Family Feud

capntony:

Host: Name something you pullout.

Peter: Your penis?

Tony: Peter!

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Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.

Bucky: Willy the Pooh.

Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.

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Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.

Tony: Your spouse.

Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.

Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.

Steve: And whose fault is that?

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Host: Name a kind of bear.

Steve: Papa.

Sam: Dammit, Steve.

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Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?

Stephen: September.

Host: …

Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.

Host: Aren’t you a doctor?

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Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.

Rhodey: A chihuahua.

Tony: Come on, Rhodey.

Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.

Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.

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Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.

Thor: A horse.

Host: … what?

Thor: A horse.

Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.

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Host: Name something Russia is famous for.

Natasha: Russians.

Bucky: She’s not wrong.

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Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.

Sam: Naked grandma!

Host: Naked what?

Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.

Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.

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Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Bruce: Orange!

Host: …

Audience: …

Bruce: I … panicked.

Thor: whERE ARE YOUR SEVEN PHDS NOW, BANNER?

(Source: starksquill)

confirmance:

me: i’d love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

(Source: codiegirl1358)

mannersmakethfangirl:

Tony: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Stephen: Please never become a surgeon.

remanence-of-love:

“Grief is when you remember the place that broke your heart and still feel trapped.”

— Juansen Dizon